Let’s call it a “woes-of-life” blog
Because honestly, what else do all of is write about?
Is there ever a day you come here to read something that makes you believe that either of us are happy?
C.E.O and Head of Board of Trustees of Singular Pringular Inc. He also occasionally has witty things to say about life, make coded remarks about our glorious institution of learning and my personally favourite, criticizes social events.
Yeah, really, who doesn’t love a buzz kill to remind us that the few fun things we look forward to are not fun at all.
The woes of Ugo’s life in no particular order
Searching for girlfriend
Has given up on searching for girlfriend
Nigeria: what manner of a country is this?
Still secretly searching
Meet the Princess of no kingdom
Commander-in-Chiefess of the Nation that has no name. On the hunt for a companion to rule by her side in nowhere. In this search, she has become desperate & shameless; resorting to talking about her lack of ASSets, begging for Twitter likes and even resorting to telling stories of traumatizing time in her childhood in order to gain sympathy and maybe … even love.
She is also the only one on this log that knows how to punctuate.
When she is not worrying about the emptiness in the throne beside her, she is…
Insulting her previous lovers
Writing about concepts she has no full grasp of
Worrying about the future
Last & with the least posts Emmanuellaexpress
Conductress of Emotional Trainwreck Transports. She just arrived; but make no mistakes, she is brewing to make you cry. She has depth and insight that you will fall in love with. Why? One glance at her works and you will be grateful for the blessings the Lord has given you.
Emma is heartbroken and single but she is not goin around begging for bae
…unlike some people.
We don’t know Emma’s woes are yet, I have a feeling we will soon find out
Together we are just a bunch of single 20 somethings unhappy with the world.
So yes…. to all of you who keep reading this blog, post after post.
You people are unhappy too.
Either that or you are sadists who get off on the pain of others
Or you just like to remind yourself that you have hope and some people have it worse than you.
Truthfully, I am not sure which option I would prefer.
If they ask you say “Our blog is about the woes of life”