On the football matter, it is sacred. It is simple as that.
The only thing permitted to interrupt the football match are replays of the game. Obviously, NEPA can also interrupt because they are unruly and don’t have self- respect, but that’s not the point.
The football game is not a time for you to make jokes. Even if you’re
the love child of Kevin Hart and Chris Rock the joke will not be funny.
The game is not a time for you to complain about lack of attention. Ask yourself why it’s only during football games you remember you need attention. It’s because you have allowed the devil use you.
Never support the opposition just so my team will lose. It is serious ground for contemplation of divorce, break up or desidechickification.
Don’t ask questions unrelated to football. Like seriously couldn’t they wait?
The live game is not the best time to be taught how football works. Don’t ask us to define the concept of offside, or why it wasn’t a penalty when we’re too busy contemplating why the ref is the 12th player for the other team.
Don’t ever…EVER say that “It’s just a game”. It’s not, it’s life or death.