A Misogynist Convo  

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN TWO NIGERIAN MEN ABOUT A TRADITIONAL SHIRT EXCEPT IT TURNS OUT TO BE ABOUT WOMEN
1: I like your trad, your tailor is good.

2: Yeah, I just wish she would focus more on her finishing and then she would be really good.

1: Wait, your tailor is a woman?

2: You heard me say “she” didn’t you.

1: Ha! How will a guy give his cloth to a female tailor? It’s not done. Your sister is turning you into a woman oh (Laughs).

2: What’s wrong with a guy giving his cloth to a female tailor especially when she is good?

1: She’s a woman. A woman can’t be sowing clothes for a man.

2. But it’s alright for a woman to give her clothes to a male tailor?

1: Why not (laughs)

2: Are you for real right now?

1: Yes my brother? I’ve told you, your sister is turning you into a woman (laughs some more)

2: Can you allow a woman cut your hair, if it’s proven that she’s good?

1: God Forbid! My hair!? Because of what! NEVER!

2: You’re such a misogynist

1: Me?

2: No, my sister is a misogynist.

1: I’m not a misogynist oh. Far from it.

2: But you can’t allow a good tailor sow your clothes simply because she is a woman?

1: Yes

The End.

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