WRITTEN BY: ANONYMOUS
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The following is a phone conversation between a representative of Born Again University and the parent of a student of the university. It is a complete work of fiction and any resemblance to real life characters or institutions is a mere coincidence. It is the opinion of the writer and not necessarily the views shared by UgoTalksAlot.
Reader discretion is advised.
BAU: Good day madam.
PARENT: Yes, who is this?
BAU: I’m calling from the Born Again University about your daughter Ekeminiobong Nfrekabasi
PARENT: Yes, is she alright?
BAU: No madam, we regret to inform you that your daughter has been graciously awarded two weeks suspension for the offense of gross insubordination. As you know madam, this institution does not condone any form of indiscipline at any level.
PARENT: ABASIMBOK! What did she do, who was she rude to? This is unlike her
BAU: No one madam.
PARENT: Ahan. Did she steal anything?
BAU: No madam.
PARENT: Did she cheat in an exam?
BAU: No madam?
PARENT: So why was she suspended?
BAU: For gross insubordination madam.
PARENT: To who!
BAU: To God madam.
PARENT: To God?
BAU: Yes madam?
PARENT: Wait, wait wait. Are you God’s personal assistant.
BAU: No madam but ma…
PARENT: but what!?
BAU: That’s what I was told to tell you
PARENT: Please just send my child home abeg..