Let me first state;
I did not invent these categories, I merely observed and labelled them,
I didn’t mention any persons name, don’t let your guilty conscience reach my comment box,
I am still my mothers baby boy (I don’t know why I just wrote that.)
1. PUBLIC ENEMIES:
They are those who other people just don’t like and it’s not because they did anything wrong. It could be that they just talk too much, give too much unnecessary info (ITK’s), or they always seem to be the ones to answer every question from a weird and sometimes annoying perspective. There is this “grumpiness” that comes over the class anytime a “public enemy” is talking in class, people just want to shoot them and for no reason in my own opinion. For some reason always have the most influence with the lecturers, they no Dr. This and Prof. that, and sometimes fix classes without informing the class.
2. SWEET TALKERS:
They are those who know just what to say to get out of a bind. They usually have the least targets on their backs, they talk with “sense” in class, usually have plenty friends and some silent enemies they are just the “good guys and girls”, maybe it’s just their smiles, I really don’t know.
3. THE TACKLERS:
When ever someone answers a question, or makes a comment or contribution, there is always a tackler close by. Their job is to start an argument with you in the class. If you say, black is beautiful they will call you a racist. If you say America is bad, they will ask you to go to Russia. I like the tacklers because they make classes interesting, and they make you think before talking. There are two types of tacklers, those that stand to challenge you and those that give side comments. The side comment tacklers are the worst because they are uncensored.
4. THE INVISIBLES
These are those who don’t come to class and are relatively unknown and those who do and are also relatively unknown. These are my favorite group of people, because many times the most sense comes when the invisibles talk. It can also walk either way.
5. THE GODPARENTS.
The God parents are there but just don’t talk. They are liked, sweet mouthed or extremely uncouth but influential in their own way, no 1 haters or managers of the public enemies, but they are cool like that. They just sit down with an IPad or a babe or guy, allow the lecturer to talk till heaven, when the lecturer is done then you know they are around.
6. THE FIREMOUTHS
They talk, talk and talk some more. They are the commentators, the clowns and sometimes the occasional dunces.
But when all is said I done…I LOVE THESE PEOPLE (ok maybe that’s a lie but you will never know!)
P.S. This was the product of EXTREME BOREDOM.