Know Someone Who’s Suicidal? Take Our Quiz To Find Out

First, we’re not medical experts, but considering the sad event of yesterday, we think it’s our responsibility to put out as much information on mental health as we can. Incase you relocated to a the buttocks of a rock, a young doctor jumped off 3rd Mainland Bridge yesterday afternoon, and it’s left most of us in a very introspective and sober mood. So here’s our … Continue reading Know Someone Who’s Suicidal? Take Our Quiz To Find Out

The People Are Hungry, Well, Give Them Some Rice

None of the images used in this post are mine A politician runs his campaign on promises that encompass everything in between the east and west. Promises as tall as the Eiffel Tower and grassroot oriented that they go as low as ocean beds.  The politician comes into office and performs like as well as a castrated man in a brothel. He knows he or … Continue reading The People Are Hungry, Well, Give Them Some Rice

For What…Are We Not Just Coming For Church? 

The pastor was on fire, the altar was dripping after being soaked with so much anointing and swagu. The congregants in their seats saw themselves glow up as the issues fo their hearts were touched.   The pastor announced that ordained workers have a brief meeting after the service, bad news for kids like me who have to now wait some more. As if attending … Continue reading For What…Are We Not Just Coming For Church? 

Mr President…Feel Better-ish 

Dear Mr President,  Please if I have offended you I would like to apologise. It’s not good for us to be keeping malice like this. It’s not good for your health nor is it good for mine although it looks good for my bank account but that’s another story.  It’s just that I’m worried, I have tried calling but Becky with the Hausa accent keeps … Continue reading Mr President…Feel Better-ish 

To: The Director, Country Allocation Department, Heaven

The Director, Country Allocation Department, 33 Diamond Paved Street, Abraham’s Bosom, Heaven.   Dear Sir/Madam I would like to formally complain as I believe with the strongest convictions that I was assigned to the wrong country and I would like to request for my country to be changed. To be honest, it’s not like Nigeria is that bad. The country has some of the most … Continue reading To: The Director, Country Allocation Department, Heaven

Pour Sugar On Me Lord! Sweeten My Life!

You get to church on a Sunday morning, ready and set for the word of God that will change your world. You have told God what you want from the service and you believe that whatever has been laid in the pastor’s heart will touch you. It’s time for the sermon, and the pastor tells the congregation that there is a guest minister. You get … Continue reading Pour Sugar On Me Lord! Sweeten My Life!

How Everyone in My Secondary School Gave Their Lives To Christ, 7 Colombs Style

I went to Faith Academy, it’s a very very christian secondary school and we had a lot of spiritual activities. In fact our general assembly was church + national anthem + announcements. On Sundays, services were at Faith Tabernacle and in the evenings we’d have another in school. We just called those evening services “spiro.” During one spiro in Js2, if I remember correctly, our … Continue reading How Everyone in My Secondary School Gave Their Lives To Christ, 7 Colombs Style

A Trip To Unity high school, Kajola-Iboore, Ogun State

About a year ago, I found myself on the community development team of my school’s convocation planning committee. The broader committee was put together to create events and activities for the graduating class. Our job in the community development team was really to find something we could change around us. We set out and soon we came across Unity high school, Kajola-Iboore/ Oke-Ore in Ogun state. … Continue reading A Trip To Unity high school, Kajola-Iboore, Ogun State

NYSC Journal Guest Entry: Falling Face First In Camp & Other Stories

Written by Damola Arogundade I thought tension associated with checking your results after the semester was the worst, until it was the day to check for my NYSC posting. First thing I did that morning was to check twitter for any news concerning NYSC posting. There was nothing helpful there so I assumed the portal wasn’t opened and I went back to sleep. I woke … Continue reading NYSC Journal Guest Entry: Falling Face First In Camp & Other Stories